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Well, some folks say I'm a narrow man
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But I don't think that's true
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Some folks criticize me 
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For the things I like to do
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Well, you do your thing and I'll do min
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And maybe we'll agree
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But among life's many pleasures
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There's only three things that matter to me

Chorus:
It's music, sex and cookies
Cookies, music and sex
You can give 'em to me all or one at a time
I don't care which one I get next time
I've tried therapy and LSD     (Reki and philosophy / psychology and sodomy / ESP and Scientology)
And I've been lost but now I'm found
And it's music, sex and cookies
Makes my world go 'round

My friends and all my neighbors,
They got drugs and alcohol
But for me it don't take much 
To get me feeling ten feet tall
Well, there's been a few jealous husbands
Nearly scared me half to death
But the cops ain't never gonna arrest me
For having Oreos on my breath

Well, I knew me a red-haired lady
She was looking mighty fine
She said, "Why don't we get sensual
And have us a good old time"
But after dinner and a couple of drinks
She ran off with another lad
But I had chocolate chips and a new CD
And two out of three ain’t bad

Now some folks lust for money
Or love or power or fame
But me, I'm just too smart
To get caught up in all of them games
But if you gave me a billion dollars
I'll tell you just what I'd do
I'd get a new guitar, buy up Nabisco,
And make sweet love to you

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