Hi! So this is my first ever tab so if you see any mistakes feel free to correct them,
also I think some of the lyrics may be wrong, but if you sing them it sounds fine, enjoy!              

              C
I've crushed cans, and I've crushed gravel,
                F                                  C
And I crushed Grandma's leg in the door of a cadillac, 

(She walked with a limp but she learned her lesson)


C
Now I'm crushing on you babe,
          F                                      G
Like the grainy innards of a store-bought Hacky Sack.

(You know how a Hacky Sack has that cshh cshhh in it)


           C                                     F
I drunk a beverage with crushed ice, and it was nice,
                                                        G
But not nearly as nice as what one night with you might be like.


     F                                      C
I'd like to crush you, under the weight of my loooooove,
         F                                   G
Brushing up against you is like, touching an electric doooooove.


              C
I've crushed dirt clods with my boots,
     F
And boxes after I moved,
                                                G
But what I wouldn't do for a 30 second convo with you.


     C
I'd show you my collection of civil war prosthetics,
     F
And tell you a secret and never regret it, 
                                                       G
Like I've got a subdermal arm that the doctors can't explain.

(I think you might regret that)


     C                                         F
I'd take your hand and place it mine, not the subdermal one but the one outside,
                                                                                   G
And then give you a manicure, and grab the other hand, and start the process over again.


     F                                        C
I'd like to crush you, under the weight of my loooooove,
         F                                    G
Brushing up against you is like, touching an electric doooooove.
    F                                          C  
I'd like to bulldoze the barriers between your heart and miiiiiine,
            F                                         G
I'd like to backhoe a ditch but call the gas company ahead of time.


       F                                 G
And by call the gas company, I mean call you (yeah),
            C
What's your number?

(You can put it in my cellular telephone)

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