STOP - STOP and mute
Stop - Stop and fade
Chords:
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Verse 1:
B5 A5
Sometimes things happen to me
G5 F#5
that make me wanna curse
B5 A5
like when I accidentally forget
G5
where I left my man purse
F#5
not that I have a man purse
B5 A5
But I would prefer not to offend
G5 F#5
fellow humans cause I am one
B5 A5
If there was only cursing terminology
G5 F#5
that seemed appropriate in all situations
-Hey guys, guess what?
-What?
Verse 2:
Yo,
B5 A5
I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto
G5 F#5
these aliens attacked I coulda sworn they known judo
B5 A5
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity
G5 F#5
to my surprise it was a satchel of profanity
-Peep game, It was words like
Chorus:
D
Boomshkie -They said that
F#
Snigglesnoorp
G
Swaqqafuffle, Imzow, Zilkrek, Glepoosh
A
Dartafus -So offensive
D
Dubopshazinski -Wow
F#
Frozen cherries
G
Flingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel
A
Blarfelnoggle -And then they had the nerve to say
D
Florplestompkin
-So I called NASA and I got outta there... Yup
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