Look at little Tim Tim,
Tryin' to write a viral song.
He looks a little lost.
Guess I could help him along.

What you got, Tim Tim?
Aaahh! My door!
Never mind that, Tim,
I've come to help, you won't regret it.

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Just follow the recipe,
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And gather the ingredients.
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Pick a topic people
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Talk about on social media.

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Don't violate the terms of service,
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Or your vid will be deleted.
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Also, make a catchy chorus.
Something that can be repeated:

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Cats, cats, laughing babies,
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People falling, hot hot ladies,
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Sleepy puppies, dancing babies,
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Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.

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Put a lot of words in one verse.
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Careful to enunciate it.
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Sing multiple layers,
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It helps if you animate it.

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What do you mean? Animate it?
  C
Um, what do you mean, "What do I mean?"
         Bb
You said animated, what do you mean by that?
                   C
(No, No, No) (I don't think I said that at all.)
                    Bb
Yeah, I think you definitely said that.
                                           Ab
No, I think I'd remember if I said that, for sure, definitely.
                 Gbm
Well what'd you say?
                                                     Fm
Well I think it was probably something along the lines of, uh...

  F          C
Cats, cats, laughing babies,
  Bb                     C
People falling, hot hot ladies,
  F              C
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies,
  Bb                        C
Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.

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Put a lot of words in one verse
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Careful to enunciate ((Slurred)) it.
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Say something educational
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So parents let their kids play-it.

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Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?)
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D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?)
  C       F        C         Bb
Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!)
 C     F       C         Bb      C
D-D-D Did you know that? (No...)

  F                C       Bb
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?)
 C     F                 C       Bb
D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit (How?)
       C        F        C        Bb
[Ha!] Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?)
 C     F       C       Bb                    C       Dm
D-D-D Did you know that? (I, I said no, I said no...no....)

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Dm        G       F

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It's ok, Tim, nobody blames you.
  Dm                        G               F
Most people don't know the truth about the cashew.
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But now you do so next time you go to the playground,
          F
Have everybody gather around and
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Tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught you....
 F
TELL EM'!

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Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (That's right)
 C     F                 C       Bb
D-D-D Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
   C      F        C        Bb
Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru fruit!?
   C   F       F          Bb
 Did you know that? Noooooo!

 C
SING IT!
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Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
 C
AGAIN!
 F        C        Bb
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
 C
LOUDER!
 F        C        Bb
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
 C     F       C          Bb
 Did you know that? NO!

Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent's house!
No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help.
I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you don't have to thank me, Tim Tim.)
Alright, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna upload this to iTunes.
But I thought this was MY viral song!
You thought this was gonna be... Noooo, it's not gonna be viral;
It's a terrible song, I'm telling you to do it yourself,
And that's why I charged you 500 dollars.
We didn't agree on 500 dollars!
AAhhh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying.

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