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Intro:    A    F#m 

     Bm
Your boyfriend, he 
      E
Went down on one knee 
    A
Well, could it be 
     F#m
He's only got one knee ? 
   Bm                        
I tried to surprise you 
      E
With Vodka - or Tizer 
A                                       
  I can't quite quite remember 
    F#m
But you didn't thank me 
D                E
You didn't even thank me 
Because you never do 


A    F#m (repeat)


     Bm
Your boyfriend, he 
         E
Has the gift of the gab 
 A
Or, could it be 
    F#m
The gift of the grab ? 
  Bm
I tried to surprise you 
  E
I lay down beside you 
 A
And ... nothing much happened 
    F#m
And you didn't phone me 
D                 E
You didn't even phone me 
                                 
Because it's not your style 



A   F#m


     Bm
Your boyfriend, he 
       E
Has displayed to me 
 A
More than just a 
 F#m
Real hint of cruelty 
  Bm
I tried to surprise you 
  E
I crept up behind you
        A 
With a homeless chihuahua 
     F#m
You "coo"-ed for an hour 
     D
You handed him back and said : 
          E                 A  F#m  A
"You'll never guess - I'm bored now"

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