Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song: I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die
Album: They Might Be Giants

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Sometimes      I    feel like bein'     wispy                              and
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once in a while I   feel like bein'     dry                           but we're
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doomed    and we're drowned   by   this feeling   we   surround       so   I
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hope that I    get  old   before   I    die

Chorus:
A
ohhhhhhhhhhh 
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It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope 
      A                                 D
And I wonder why  this hasn't happened, why why why 
      D                                 G             Gm
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt 
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And I hope that I get old  before I  die

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Verse 2:
Clear off the kitchen table darling
For on the kitchen table i must Lie
I'm just tired for my wife just served the banquet of my life
And I hope that I get old before I die

Chorus:
A
ohhhhhhhhhhh 
       D                          G
It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope 
      A                                 D
And I wonder why  this hasn't happened, why why why 
      D                                 G             Gm
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt 
      D               A              D
And I hope that I get old  before I  die

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Chorus:
A
ohhhhhhhhhhh 
       D                          G
It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope 
      A                                 D
And I wonder why  this hasn't happened, why why why 
      D                                 G             Gm
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt 
      D               A              D
And I hope that I get old  before I  die

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