Arranged for a ukulele medley. GG/F#Dm/FE7AmIt's a god-awful small affair to the girl with the mousy hairAm/GD/F#GBut her mother is yelling "No" and her father as told her to goG/F#Dm/FBut her friend is nowhere to be seenE7Amas she walks through her sunken dreamAm/GD/F#To the seat with the clearest viewBband she's hooked to the silver screen Bb+ GmBut the film is a saddening boreAbEbFor she's lived it ten times or moreG7CmEbShe could spit in the eyes of fools as they ask her to focus onCHORUS:CFGSailors, fighting in the dance hallAmFmGGmDmOh man! look at those cavemen go, it's a freakest showFmCFGTake a look at the Lawman, beating up the wrong guyAmFmGGmDmOh man! Wonder if he'll ever know he's in the best selling showFm Am C+ Am7 D7 F Gsus4 DIs there life on Mars?DF#mDF#mGround control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom:BmBm7/AE7Take your protein pills and put your helmet onDF#mDF#mGround control to Major Tom: Commencing countdown engine's onBmBm7/AE7Check ig-nition and may God's love be with youDF#mGThis is ground control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade!GmD/F#GAnd the papers want to know whose shirts you wear, GmD/F#Gnow it's time to leave the capsule if you dareGG/F#Dm/FE7AmIt's on Amerika's tortured brow Mickey Mouse has grown up a cowAm/GD/F#GNow the workers have struck for fame Cause Lennon's on sale againG/F#Dm/FSee the mice in their million hordesE7AmFrom Ibeza to the Norfolk BroadsAm/GD/F#Rule Brittania is out of boundsBbTo my mother, my dog and clowns Bb+ GmBut the film is a saddening boreAbEb`Cause I wrote it ten times beforeG7CmEbIt's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus 'cuzCE7FThis is Major Tom to ground con-trol, I'm stepping through the doorFmC/EFAnd I'm floating in the most peculiar way FmC/EFand the stars look very different today