LIVING COLOUR:

A S S H O L E


INTRO: D#  B  C#  G#
       D#  B  C#  G# G F#  X4

D         D#
I heard a tree.
      E           F
It was talking to me. 
F       D#   F   G  A#          D# F G A#
It said "You are an asshole."

D       D#
A honey bee 
     E          F
Went buzzing by me.
F       D#      F    G  A#         D# F G A#
It said "You're such an asshole."

D#
I've experienced such strange phenomena 
F
since I left my sweet Marie. 
D#
I left her to see the world 
F
now the whole world is mad at me!

D          D#
I caught a fish.
    E        F
The fish was pissed
F       D#     F  G  A#         D# F G A#
"I been caught by an asshole!"

D          D#
A threw it back
      E       F 
and a seagull crapped 
F    D#  F   G  A#              D# F G A#
"For you are an asshole!" 

D#
I've experienced such weird phenomena 
F
since I left you my Marie 
D#
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
F  
now the whole world is through with me

BRIDGE: D# B C# G# G#   D# B C# G# G F# X2  ()

SOLO: D#  D   E   F   D# F G A#  D# F G A#    X2

D#
I've experienced such odd phenomena
F
since you left me my Marie 
D#
The whole world can call me what it wants
F 
if you just come back to me
D  D#
My Marie!
E                F
I need you sweet Marie: 
D            D#
You're still an asshole
E                F
I'm on my knees, my Marie: 
D            D#
You're still an asshole

end: D# B C# G#


chord by Damiano Fassari

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