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My Granny while on her death bed
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she turned and said to me
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Why must you view life so morbidly
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well i tried to teach you right
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but somewhere i went wrong
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Cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs
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Well 6 pallbearers put her down
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and lay her body in the ground
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my eyes were wet
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my face was very long
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the pastor said "son, here you are,
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wont you please take this guitar,
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sing dear departed granny one last song."
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And I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
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hell you know thats how i get along
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The world is full of tragedy
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so how can it be wrong?
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Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
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Well I was shopping at hot topic
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and I was walking out the door
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when two dumb jocks came up to me
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they said "Hey fag, it aint halloween"
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and they kicked my lipstick to the floor
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and i sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
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well you know thats how i get along
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The world is full of IDIOTS so how can it be wrong?
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Singing your Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
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Well I went down to church on sunday
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I sat upfront in a Pew
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The Priest said "Jesus and Mary too! Son, what the devil's got into you?
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Get up and sing a hymn or two!"
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So I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
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Yeah You know thats how i get along!
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The world's full of Hypocrisy so how can it be wrong?
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Singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
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I was invited to the white house
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The president pulled me aside
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He said "Son sing us a song of peace for those,
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Evil do-ers in the middle east!"
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I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme!
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I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
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Hell you know thats how i get along
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The world is Full of 'W'
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So how can it be wrong?
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Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
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Well then I died and went to hell
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I could tell right away by the awful smell
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That this was clearly not the pearly gates
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The devil said "Come here young man,
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My wife and I are your biggest fans"
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So naturally i felt i had it made
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well then he reached into an iron chest
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and he picked the tool, that he felt was best
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and then he jabbed me in the schlong
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with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs!
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He turned to me and winked and sang this song
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He sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
F G C
Yeah I know thats how you got along
C G
I find your song Hilarious!
F G C
But now your soul's precarious!
F G C
Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
Im just kiddin' kid, welcome to hell
enjoy the buffet
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DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
F G C
Hell you know thats how we get along
C G
The world is full of Sinners
F C
so how can it be wrong?
F G C (keep strumming)
Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
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